I tried this on a female before.
She took the bottom-middle donut that says “GIRL” and handed the box back to me, leaving me with 5 donuts that read “Will you be my friend?”
*tips fedora in shame* friendzoned again by another succubus
It was probably because you were wearing a fedora
Or because you didn’t know “girlfriend” is one word. You set yourself up for that one, dummy.
or because you refer to women as ‘females’ which is usually a sign of future yuck on the horizon
yeah i’m throwing in the towel for tonight
*mental note to sign out of y!m; i always forget when no one pings/chats*
THE OVERWHELMING TUMBLR CRITIC THEY’RE ONTO ME
Behold! The ATM Convenience Fee
Yep, that’ll strike fear into the heart of anybody.
The Obsessive Decision to Give Up.
So I have the most obnoxious existential crisis ever, is what you’re saying.
I got “bible nazi” and can i just say how fucking uncomfortable that phrasing makes me. that shit ain’t appropriate.
my maiden name gave me bible nazi, which as a jew makes me doubly uncomfortable
my married name yields ‘fuck you, im the tumblr critic’ which is better and also somewhat accurate
let’s all play a new game called “Who can beat mommy to sleep” :D First one asleep before mommy wins not having a cranky as hell mommy
i’m going to try telling him i;m going to go read upstairs. sometimes he’ll just come snuggle with me, which is fine. and then he gets some reading in, too. he’s playing xbox so im trying to be cool mom but i’m about done.
Greek/Roman Inspired Clothing: 2nd dress by Hana Touma, 3rd dress on ebay, 4th dress found here, 5th dress by Madame Gres ,6th dress by Kaufman Franco , 7th dress by J.Mendel, 8th dress by Madame Gres, 9th dress by Jean Desses, 10th dress by Marchesa, 11th dress by 33Jewls, 12th (last) dress by Samuelle Couture
Jamie staring at Claire when she’s not looking. [1x03]
Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone
tfw you want to go to bed because you’ve been feeling like crap all day- thanks sinuses- but you’re kid’s bedtime is 9:30 and he can’t stay up on his own
"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"
IM DELETING MY INTERNET